emily is where she is supposed to be

fun link

2006-06-15T13:59:03Z

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/smiles/

You can take a test to pick which smiles are genuine and which are fake. I got 16/20 correct - go me!

ganked from trouble841

2006-02-06T23:56:39Z

You Are Miss Piggy

A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.
You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!

The Muppet Personality Test

who can explain to me how this works??

2006-01-30T19:33:08Z

http://trunks.secondfoundation.org/files/psychic.swf

along the same lines...

2006-01-05T19:26:10Z

...as my previous post...i just found out that i was accepted into the graduate nursing program at Ohio State! i'm really excited!!!

i will soon be Emily, B.A., M.S., R.N., M.S.N., N.P.

i'm planning on putting all of that on my checks. :)

i don't find out about the fellowship until march 13, but i've definitely been nominated for it. keep your fingers crossed, please!

yay for being closer to doclegs, too!

yay!!!

2006-01-05T18:59:16Z

well, even though *i* still haven't received my GRE scores, i emailed Ohio State to find out if they had. they did and my scores made me eligible for the fellowship i want (thankfully - it would have been quite the waste of time and money had i not scored high enough!). i ended up with a 5.5/6 on the writing section. i'm interested to see if some kind of critique comes with my scores (when i finally receive them). she said something about the admissions committee making a decision today...it would be great to find out so soon about what i'll be doing next year!

classes are going well so far. this quarter promises to be a lot of work! i'm home for lunch and heading back out shortly for jazz.

neims16 @ 2005-12-15T15:00:00

2005-12-15T20:00:52Z

yay! it's done. and i think i did ok.

now...time for a nap and then work...(i'm working 10 out of the next 11 days - go me!).

neims16 @ 2005-12-15T09:20:00

2005-12-15T14:22:34Z

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! only 2 hours until i take the GRE. i feel so not ready. i hope that i get an essay topic on which i have some coherent thoughts...otherwise it's going to be a whole lot of bullshitting for me!

also, it's so icy around here that my mom's school was cancelled today. here's hoping my little civic makes it up our steep, icy driveway and that i don't crash on the way to the test building!

i think i have nervous hiccups now - is there such a thing???

loooooooooooooove it

2005-12-14T04:30:32Z

Your 2005 Song Is

Trapped in the Closet by R. Kelly

"And now I'm in this darkest closet trying to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass out this house"

For you, 2005 was all about insane drama!

What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

of course, i get the most ridiculous song of 2005 as my result. oh wait, my humps was the most ridiculous song...

What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, u drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump,My hump,My hump,My hump,My hump,My hump,My hump,My hump,my lovely lady lumps

Check it out
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karan they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin fly gear but I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t takin’
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me

What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cause of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps, check it out!

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
and mix your milk wit my cocoa pops,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa pops, milky, milky riiiiiiide.

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can’t touch it,
If u touch it I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (x3)
In the back and in the front.
My lovin’ got u,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me,up on me, on me.
What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.

What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off THIS hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work
(Long Pause)
She's got me spending
(oh) spending all your money on me
as time on me
(oh) She's got me spending
spending all your time on me,me,me

stolen from rockergrrlie

2005-12-09T19:11:54Z

Take the first sentence from the first entry of each month of 2005...

January: i love it when i'm laying in bed, playing fetch with my puppy, and she brings the ball back, flying onto the bed so enthusiastically, drops the ball right by my hand and proceeds to vomit partially-digested food onto the duvet cover.

February: oy life is crazy right now!

March: it's amazing how soon after coming home i feel like shit again.

April: updating b/c i'm bored at work.

May: busy weekend - spent time with B on friday night - i think we both enjoyed ourselves, with the added bonuses of coldstone creamery and a random drag queen in my building's elevator.

June: i don't know quite what to write, how to process what has happened, what has changed.

July: i bought some pretty flowers and some yummy Michigan cherries on my way home from work last night.

August: oy.

September: the wedding weekend was a lot of fun...pics are here.

October: just checked my grades online...got a 35/36 on my anatomy lecture exam!

November: been a fairly blah week.

December: i keep thinking that i want to update, but don't really have anything good to say...

neims16 @ 2005-12-02T09:03:00

2005-12-02T14:04:11Z

don't know if any of you have seen this already...it's kind of mean, but pretty funny. :)

sent to me from my brother-in-law

2005-11-22T14:29:33Z

http://www.badmash.org/videos/harlan.php?v=george_bush_512K_Stream.flv&am%20p;t=Harlan%20McCraney,%20Presidential%20Speechologist

i'm crying...omg.

stolen from another journal...

2005-11-21T03:10:46Z

1. Go to www.google.com
2. Type in failure
3. Press the I'm feeling lucky button (instead of the google search one)
4. Laugh
5. Forward to others before the Google folks fix this!

Seriously, try this.

neims16 @ 2005-10-03T15:17:00

2005-10-03T19:17:41Z

argh! i tried to go donate plasma again today. i had taken a multivitamin (with iron) last night and this morning. my iron level was STILL too low to donate (i'm a point below where i need to be). i did lose 4 pounds though since thursday.

i am so broke. i hate it.

neims16 @ 2005-09-30T12:02:00

2005-09-30T16:07:05Z

ok, so i didn't do as badly as i thought on the lab practical. just saw my score and i got a 32/34. i actually thought it was out of 30, but whatever. our group score must have helped, but i still don't know how they figured that in.

i just got done with my anatomy lecture exam, which kind of sucked. there were a lot of answers that i was unsure of, particularly on the multiple choice section, which i had figured would be the easiest. hopefully they will have the scores posted for that over the weekend and i won't have to venture into B territory. i hate B's.

i'm heading up to akron after my therapy appointment today (which i WON'T forget about). hopefully the concert will be fun, although it's going to be pretty chilly for an outdoor show. doclegs, i figured out which gay club in akron i was talking about - it's the Interbelt (on Perkins/Main St). ever been?

ok, gotta go to chem class now.

blah blech blargh

2005-09-29T20:05:01Z

i had my anatomy practical today. we got to go through it once on our own and then again, as a group, with our lab tables. going through as a group made me realize just how many answers i got wrong. they do some funky averaging of the two scores, so hopefully that will give me a boost.

haven't heard anything on the job front. i tried to go donate plasma today to get some cash and was turned away due to low iron.

i'm being forced to pick a major or apparently i can't register for winter quarter. I'M NOT TRYING TO GET A DEGREE, YOU JACKASSES. must figure out a way to fix this.

my amex bill came today. it is depressing to look at. fuck, i need a job.

must go study for my exam tomorrow.

neims16 @ 2005-09-27T20:54:00

2005-09-28T00:55:39Z

i am so annoyed. i can't find my black gaucho pants anywhere. they are my most comfy, yet still kinda sorta dressy pants...and they are nowhere to be found. i've looked through my laundry basket, in my closet, in my drawers, in bags. ugh! how do i lose stuff like this?

neims16 @ 2005-09-27T16:38:00

2005-09-27T20:43:13Z

having a blah day today.

the last 3 hours of class were spent studying for our anatomy lab practical on thursday. i also have an anatomy lecture exam on friday.

also trying to study for my 2nd pharmacology exam. it covers a ridiculous amount of drugs.

i took my resume to the restaurant i hope to get a job at. the woman i wanted to talk to (the general manager who does the hiring) was in a meeting, so i just had to leave my resume with one of the servers. i really hope they call. i'm sick of not having any money.

i think we are going out to dinner tonight, so that will be nice.

i'm trying to decide if i should go up to akron on friday night. i guess if i don't have a job, there's really no reason not to. i'll stay with my friend mary...she wants me to go to the oasis show. i don't really like oasis, but it's only $15 and there will be free booze and it will be outside.

woo hoo!

2005-09-27T01:56:22Z

our grades from this evening's chem exam were posted already - i got a 97%! is it wrong that i'm kind of pissed i didn't get 100%? i think i mis-read microliters as milliliters and that screwed me up on one of the calculation questions. damn me and my skimming.

also saw that i got 9/10 on my lab quiz last week.

stolen from instantexpert

2005-09-23T02:16:29Z

you are olive
#808000

Your dominant hues are red and green, so you're definately not afraid to get in and stir things up. You have no time for most people's concerns, you'd rather analyze with your head than be held back by some random "gut feeling".

Your saturation level is very high - you are all about getting things done. The world may think you work too hard but you have a lot to show for it, and it keeps you going. You shouldn't be afraid to lead people, because if you're doing it, it'll be done right.

Your outlook on life can be bright or dark, depending on the situation. You are flexible and see things objectively.

the spacefem.com html color quiz

neims16 @ 2005-09-21T22:22:00

2005-09-22T02:23:08Z

I LOVE LOST!!!

neims16 @ 2005-09-13T22:00:00

2005-09-14T02:02:00Z

i studied for about 4 hours tonight. i am worn out!

really looking forward to water aerobics tomorrow night. my speedo still fits. mostly.

i was watching House and at the end, they were playing Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley. i don't know if i'll ever be able to hear that song without it reminding me of B.

neims16 @ 2005-09-12T22:09:00

2005-09-13T02:13:57Z

cardio dance was so fun! half of the class was a hip-hop combination and the other half was a latin combination. they said they are going to change it up throughout the quarter and have different dance styles (including bellydance - yay). it was, by far, the biggest dance class i've ever been in...there were 83 of us there. a big change from the class of 12 that i had yesterday! i guess a lot of people don't go on the weekends. maybe it will also settle down once the quarter really gets going, but i'm planning on going every week.

i'm still extremely sore from the strength training that i did yesterday...i almost was not able to pull my sports bra on - that downward pulling motion was killing my triceps.

my mom and i made a great dinner tonight of new potatoes with butter and parsley, green beans, and tilapia with parsley, olive oil, garlic, grape tomatoes and kalamata olives. it was *very* good :)

ok, off to shower off the stink and then get myself to bed!

rant

2005-09-11T13:55:13Z

is it wrong to be pissed about never receiving a thank-you card? because i am. pissed, that is. it's been 6 months since the wedding and no word. this is a wedding that i spent a good deal of money to travel to, buy a dress and shoes for (since i was a last-minute bridesmaid), and i feel like i gave a fairly generous monetary gift to the bride and groom. maybe i just know a lot of other people who are *really* on top of getting their thank-you cards out, but 6 months seems like a long time to me.

/rant

probably a good thing i'm starting therapy again soon. i'm apparently still very bitter.

off to study.

dry heaving

2005-09-09T23:49:43Z

horrifying does not even begin to describe it. first i saw a "wood roach" in the house when i picked up the dog's food bowl. ick ick ick.

then i went down to the back of the basement to try to find some stuff and discovered a SNAKE, yes, that's right...a MOTHERFUCKING SNAKE. ok, it wasn't that big of a snake, and it wasn't alive. but it was all curled up on these tape bug traps we have. oh my god, so disgusting. i live down in the basement. i'm going to have nightmares about this shit.

neims16 @ 2005-09-09T17:37:00

2005-09-09T21:37:08Z

What Your Underwear Says About You

When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!

You're sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way.

The Underwear Oracle